Why Haven't You Applied to Clarion?

I know there's a lot of people out there saying "I'd love to attend Clarion sometime, but..". I'd like to first address the 'but' first, then I'll tackle the 'sometime'.

* "...But I can't afford it."

( Can't you? )

* "...But I can't take 6 weeks off of work."

( Are you sure? )

* "...But Clarion is so far away."

( It sure is. )

The "sometime" bit:

Why "sometime"? Why not now?

( Why? )

And it's not too late to apply. (I applied in typical procrastinatory fashion in the last few hours.)

Clarion Application Info Here