Open Question Wednesday #9

You're stranded with Gilligan and the gang on an island. That's right, they left you clean out of the song. This question has two parts.

First, what would you call the island? Why should Gilligan get all the fame after all.

Second, how would you get yourself off the island? (Getting the other 7 off is entirely optional.)

Most brilliant answer will be featured in an lj post next week.

Update: If the promise of future fame was discouraging you from commenting, then I rescind the offer. :)